king kamheahea

Fat stupid hat that ruled the Hawaiian islands way back when
He had kankles too

King kankles
honk if you think my kankles are sexy

by lisa December 31, 2004

Jimmy Freaking King

He is the Best Football player at Hidden Valley. #1

He scores all the touchdowns.
He gets all the ladies.
He has the best personality.
He is better than you.

by Frank Beamer February 12, 2005

Short King

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A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.

Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.

Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.

Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)

by TachankaSpankYa February 11, 2022

king crab kruichak

when u think ur the biggest and hardest, but as big and as hard as a crab.

In travis's mind, he was the king crab.. we all made fun of him.

by nick burg August 12, 2003

Discount Condom King

A website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. One would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn't been proven in court yet. The Discount Condom King promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.

Guy 1: Thanks to the discount condom king, I'll never have to buy full priced condoms again!

Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.

by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010

North Side Kings

A name not worthy of mentioning. Boasts about one lucky swing, as if it could ever be repeated. A fat-slob piece of shit that will probably die of a heart attack the next time he pushes his tub-o-gut out of the way in search of his pencil dick. The only thing shorter than his fighting technique is the fame he got from it. Still, no one cares about the North Side Kings. Chump. No-name. Working construction in the desert. Gig-less. Moneyless. The only fans are family and friends. Lardass with a microphone. No one pays to see their shows, they don't get paid whether they play or not. Stick to rolling trusses you fatfuck.

The North Side Kings claim to have a fanbase but there is no record whatsoever of them EVER playing a show that has been publicly announced or attended. Keep jamming for your relatives you fatass.

You are immortalized only for the fact of being a loser. Good job, now go eat a few boxes of Hostess Cupcakes.

by TubaCity September 30, 2004

Ice King

A submissive beta cuck who would give his life just to watch his ex fuck another guy while he licks the cum off the ground after. Ice kings have bitch like tendencies and often guilt trip others into doing things using suicide as motive.

Acacia- hey ice king come suck my new mans toes and watch him fuck me while I insult you.

by MLGxXxTunaFartz April 14, 2020