Brown Maiden

One who receives a Dirty Sanchez.

...after The Nub gave that octogenarian a Dirty Sanchez, she was forever known as Brown Maiden.

by punkyQB February 7, 2007

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Brown Winger

Someone who enjoys eating someone's buttock; also used to refer to homosexuals.

"He brown winged me last night."
"Do you think he's a brown winger?"

by Xose Cruz November 10, 2008

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Brown Hairs

A name given to the hairy beaver! Someone who is taking a break from shaving to go au natural for that extra fuzzy cream pie!

We don’t care, if you’ve got brown hairs downstairs!

by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

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Browne at Midnight is a web-based single camera sitcom pilot created by students at Emerson College and produced by Kevin S. Bright, executive producer on Friends, Joey, and Veronica’s Closet. The show follows the story of six college freshmen as they learn to navigate the social labyrinth of college life. The show was written by two Emerson students, Dan Borrelli and Brad Woolf and was filmed in 2007. There is also a parody on youtube, "Making BROWN at Midnight", depicting a guy defecating at midnight.

That "Browne at Midnight" parody was gross

by specialk282 January 2, 2008

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Brown Smar

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but more frank. This maneuver is performed as a post-coitus display of disrespect for a man's partner. The male subject subdues his partner and proceeds to smear his sweaty buttcrack over her nose and ride up and down her face with it. Optional: to make it more enjoyable for her, tickle her nostrils with your asshair/dingleberries.

"After Mark had forgotten to wipe his ass, Sydney received a crusty, stale brown smar."

"During a football game, Steve's pants were yanked loose. After the play, Steve vented his frustration by pulling a brown smar on the fallen defender."

by Steve Bright October 20, 2003

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