May

May-yo-naise

Hey bro, is May coming over tonight?
Nah man, who's May?
May-yo-naise

by yourboychad January 19, 2022

MAY BIANCA

Bianca

May Bianca

by anonymous November 22, 2021

May 28

National Prank Your Nigga Day. Today is the day to scare the shit out of your boyfriend with a hilarious joke!!

Me: “i’m sorry baby i cheated on you at that party last night but i was drunk i promise it didn’t mean anything”
Bf: “are you kidding me??”
Me: “lol yes it’s may 28th!”

by coolcat701 May 28, 2024

May 9th

Jordan perez gets treatment from ellie hain

girl: when’s your your birthday

Boy: May 9th

boy gets treatment

by slide god January 24, 2023

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

may 20th

national binge watch brooklyn nine-nine day!

"hey, what are u doing today"
"its may 20th, so binging b99 obviously!"
"omg i forgot! ill do the same!"

by CharlieB3Arrr May 19, 2025

8th May

National spent time with loved ones day

Bf: Sorry I've been away, but I made it back for 8th May.
Gf: I'm just happy to have you back.

by MASENDUS May 8, 2022