two trucks

the BEST kind of porn

some guy: *goes to pornhub*
same person: *clicks on two trucks video*

by human i think February 3, 2023

Two tendons stick together

Cantonese slang, meaning crazy.

You know Sam? He's really two tendons stick together

by Poatto February 4, 2023

Two-Way Rizz

When two people attempt to rizz each other at the same time without realising it. This can be double L-rizz, double W-rizz, or one W and one L.

“Look at the Two-Way Rizz over there, I wonder if they realise they’re both L rizzing each other”

by bollyoi99 February 5, 2023

Two-Way Rizz

When two people attempt to rizz each other at the same time without realising it. This can be double L-rizz, double W-rizz, or one W and one L.

“Look at the Two-Way Rizz over there, I wonder if they realise they’re both L rizzing each other”

by bollyoi99 February 5, 2023

Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023

two pegging

Being challenged to a game of battleship in a second date and getting absolutely destroyed when with 100% accuracy they sink your last two peg battle ship.

She won the bet man, absolutely dummied me two pegging for the win.

by Mtvm February 18, 2023

Two

A green number from The Power Of Two (youtube)

They have silly powers and can like kill people and stuff its really cool

Hey two when you bake a cake decorate it take it to the players who are save that how you know it's cake at staaaakkkkeeee

by GGAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! October 9, 2023