post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.

theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

by Crashy873 October 05, 2016

Slap ass year 2020-2021

Slap ass but a whole year of slapping whoever’s ass

You can slap someone’s ass for a year Slap ass Year 2020-2021

by DankMemes73737 February 01, 2020

National slap your classmates day

On the 18th of November is slap your classmates day, it’s a free pass to slap your class mates without getting into trouble!

“Today is the 18th of November! That means it’s national slap your classmates day! I can finally slap Jake with out getting into trouble for it”

by Roxanne.lee12 November 17, 2019

slap 'n tickle

A pair of swinging gay guys living together

Slap 'n Tickle are blasting Britney Spears again from their condo.

by Kitty Vicuna March 26, 2008

National slap a ginger on her ass

April 10th is the national slap a ginger on her ass day

hey its the national slap a ginger on her ass day

by pussy_destroyerr69420 April 09, 2021

Slap you with ma’ greasy hand

Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.

John S.: Hey can I have one of those?

*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*

*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*

John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!

by jonnygreenjeans March 08, 2019

Slapping high fives with my pillow

Going to bed with palm rested on pillow.

While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!

I am so exhausted! Tonight, I will be slapping high fives with my pillow!

by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. November 25, 2008