post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.

theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

slap 'n tickle

A pair of swinging gay guys living together

Slap 'n Tickle are blasting Britney Spears again from their condo.

by Kitty Vicuna March 25, 2008

Slap you with ma’ greasy hand

Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.

John S.: Hey can I have one of those?

*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*

*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*

John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!

by jonnygreenjeans March 8, 2019

National slap a ginger on her ass

April 10th is the national slap a ginger on her ass day

hey its the national slap a ginger on her ass day

by pussy_destroyerr69420 April 9, 2021

national slap boys ass day

on October 15th it’s the girls chance to slap there boyfriends/male friends ass GIRLS ONLY

see him,slap his ass
NATIONAL SLAP BOYS ASS DAY

by 🤎 October 7, 2020

Slapping high fives with my pillow

Going to bed with palm rested on pillow.

While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!

I am so exhausted! Tonight, I will be slapping high fives with my pillow!

by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. April 4, 2009

slap the shit out of my titties

Not a real thing. Something that you make Amanda’s believe is a cool/modern phrase or slang for something that slaps. Or is fire. It is banging.

But I’m reality, not actually used by any person... EVER!

Hey bruh bruh. Did you hear that I convinced another Amanda that “slap the shit out of my titties” is something that young people use as slang for fire! How gullible!!!!

by SchtevieDeezNutz November 10, 2020