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post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.
theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.
by Crashy873 October 4, 2016
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slap 'n tickle

Slap 'n Tickle are blasting Britney Spears again from their condo.
by Kitty Vicuna March 25, 2008
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National slap a ginger on her ass

April 10th is the national slap a ginger on her ass day
hey its the national slap a ginger on her ass day
by pussy_destroyerr69420 April 9, 2021
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Slap you with ma’ greasy hand

Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.
John S.: Hey can I have one of those?

*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*

*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*

John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!
by jonnygreenjeans March 8, 2019
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Slapping high fives with my pillow

Going to bed with palm rested on pillow.

While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!
I am so exhausted! Tonight, I will be slapping high fives with my pillow!
by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. April 4, 2009
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national slap boys ass day

on October 15th it’s the girls chance to slap there boyfriends/male friends ass GIRLS ONLY
see him,slap his ass
NATIONAL SLAP BOYS ASS DAY
by 🤎 October 7, 2020
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Go slap your crush day

You have to go up to your crush and slap him than tell him how much you love him
“I slapped Aidan” he was shocked go slap your crush day I screamed
by Aha sikes October 22, 2019
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