Rule 1

Rule One of the Internet:

We do not talk about Fight Club.

"But What is Fight Club-"

"Shh. Rule 1"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Rule 2

Rule Two of the Internet:

We do not talk about /b/

"Hey, look at this meme on /b/"

"Rule 2"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Rule 3

Rule Three of the Internet:

We are Anonymous

"Who are you?"
"Rule 3"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

x3 rule

When a girl tells you her body count, simply multiple that number by 3. Every man knows this rule and if you don’t, sorry to be the one to break the news to you.

Yo, jasmine said she only has 9 bodies!
My boy, is that after the x3 rule?
Negative.
Gg.

by Thehardtruthhhh October 12, 2023

Rule 41

Rule 41. The forty first rule of the internet that states if it exists, there will be an isekai of it.

"ANIME GODS!!! Why is 2023 line up currently ISEKAI EVERYTHING!!! My GOD, Japan~! I get it Isekais are cool but like...We have an Isekai to EVERYTHING. Pharmacy, Farming, Campfire, Handyman, gender bender both ways, literally a SWORD they are making an isekai to literally anything that exists. It's rule 34 of Isekais. If it exists there's an isekai of it."

"It's Rule 41, man."

by Predestination October 17, 2023