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Suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself
Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK
by Lxxnder April 14, 2023
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Suck Duck Moron

Someone that is so stupid that theybtake a shit outside, and then step in it.
What kind of a suck duck moron climb a tree to get away from a cat?
by MC Vet November 10, 2020
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Suck and gargle

The act of completing a blow job by gargling the semen. Often seen as a sign of respect for the wasted sperm being sacrificed for her pleasure.
Sally's a really great chick. She gave me a suck and gargle out of respect for my swimmers.
by Samuel Cox August 21, 2017
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Suck my peen

by Lil Debbie's husband May 16, 2021
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Suck my dick

by You’re mom April 3, 2019
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suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
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