A beat friend is just like a best friend but better. And you can only have one,even in fights they are your beat friend. And they love you!!!❤️
by Pan_cait June 12, 2019
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Yeah, he's all about friend fraud. I asked him why he never liked any of my posts, he said, "Who ARE you?". Dude! He's my uncle!
by LexLover June 27, 2016
Get the friend fraud mug.A group of good-natured easy-going peeps who are super-comfy with you, and thus are willing to occasionally indulge you by forming a ring --- either sitting or standing --- and smilingly holding out their hands so that you can gleefully waltz around the circle and "trade off" pairs of hands, grasping the "inside" left&right hands of two friends in a joyful warmly-squeezey "double-handshake" clasp, then releasing one friend's left hand, crossing your wrists while still maintaining your grasp on the other friend's right hand, taking a half-step to your right so that you're standing directly in front of this other person, grasping his left hand in yours and giving both his hands a couple grateful misty-eyed squeeziz, dropping his right hand and bringing yours back across again, taking another half-step to the right to bring you halfway between the "present" person and the next one, taking this next person's right hand in yours, and so on.
Anytime I feel down or lonesome, I just head over to the town square, and usually there will be a giggle of at least four or five pretty girls hanging out together on the benches, and so I can play a warm-hearted round of "circle of friends" with them --- nuthin' like a whole bunch of soft warm slender hands to cheer a nice guy up! Plus of course if it's a sunny balmy afternoon in the summertime, the chicks will usually all be either barefoot or wearing sandals, and so that's a delightful "footrub-fiesta" bonus, since it provides me with lots of cute toes and arches to delightedly flex and twiddle, as well.
by QuacksO April 22, 2018
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Brad: Dude, I was watching porn last night, and I swear to God I saw Jen.
Chris: Looks like you ventured into some friend porn. What was her porn name?
Chris: Looks like you ventured into some friend porn. What was her porn name?
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by AnonyVenom November 20, 2020
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Me: "Damn it, dude. I've thought you were sexy since I saw you at orientation."
Him: "Fuck, I've always thought the same about you. We should be friend fucking already."
Him: "Fuck, I've always thought the same about you. We should be friend fucking already."
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When I go through hard times, there is only one person who is there for me no matter what and that actually makes me better, that's my best friend.
by You are perfect stay strong February 5, 2021
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