Bird

A bird is a scritching attention seeking flick ing food maniac who loves attention and is very popular in the pet community don’t get me started on when they steal ur food 😔 but for the most part they are so

Nice to have if u do enough research or understand there body language there ur best friends

And no I didn’t just describe my bird...*guilty*

😔Ugh I HATE that lil bird she think she’s sooo cool ugh!

Ugh I would never lie to her she such a bird 🌸

by Goosperon May 24, 2021

Magestic Sea Bird

A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.

“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”

by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021

Munayno bird

This is a description word for people who love and co own Czech gay glory holes named hen,make fart noises and scream wawaweeewa, all round autistic.

That fucking munayno bird is getting pegged again

by Mikedirby April 20, 2021

Nut Bird

1. A bird who's beak has evolved to crack and eat nuts
2. A synoynm for Kitten(sexual)

P1: Yo your girlfriend is so hot
P2: She's my little Nut Bird

by Jelly_Beanowo April 23, 2021

Bird Racist

Someone who treats birds as if they are an inferior species simply because they are a different species.

They were so rude to my bird, I think they might be a bird racist.

by the lesbian next door :) April 24, 2021

Bird

Lame, Does bad changes no one likes, we don't acccept her

Bird deleted our channels so now bird lame

by Gregstonky April 26, 2021

Dog birding

When their dating app Yeah photos may be new or old but they’re exactly what you get

“because they’ve been single for a bit - their app pictures needed to be vetted for dog birding”

“saw her in 2010 and in 2020 and damn she looks good in any decade, she can dog bird me any day”

“When mr Bridgerton asked if the drapes matched the curtains , people were confused - as the Barron’s, were not known for dog birding” (Read in a British narrative accent )

by Asdefinedbycardib April 28, 2021