Abba Two Meals

An absolute lad usually by the name of Aaron typically who will easily stretch to a cheeky 'double Maccies' once in a while. He wouldn't dream of turning down a beer or six at a party because well... He is just Abba. Doesn't mind spending a few quid to satisfy his hunger, no matter how large the meal is. Abba is just a lad who will take no shit yet is a very loveable and best friend to the people he cares about most.
"That Abba Two Meals is getting his fill again"
by AbbasSecretary December 14, 2015
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two-fer

A derogatory term suggesting that someone fits the stereotypes of two different marginalized classes, typically used as a slur against visible minorities.
"He's black AND an apartment renter? The guy's such a two-fer."
by koolkonservativesklub January 27, 2024
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number two year

Like a number four year, but are years in a 4n+2 pattern. They are known for Winter Olympics, FIFA World Cup, and U.S. Midterm elections.
The PyeongChang Winter Olympics and Russia World Cup will make 2018 an amazing number two year!
by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 10, 2017
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Two-Finger Filet

(Too - Fing-Ger Fi-ley)

When you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.
"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."

"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."
by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013
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An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 06, 2024
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Two-Ball Walk

1. Getting hit in the testicles by a baseball, typically as the batter during a baseball game.
2. The walk after such a play, if a walk occurred.
1. Johnny had a bad throw and gave Tom a two-ball walk.
2. Dominic took a two-ball walk on the third inning today. He said he's fine, though.
by 8res September 20, 2017
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