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TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.
SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH
by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023
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Monkey fish frog

From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution
"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."
by madmacha96 April 26, 2022
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Garbronzo the warrior fish

Garbronzo the warrior fish is a mighty betta fish that can kill a dyslexic bear. He's hecka sexy and gets all the girl fish.
Garbronzo the warrior fish is a god!
by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019
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Lamb and tuna fish

A mixture of percocet xanax and cocaine. Alcohol is permitted.
Freddy: hey Trey you want some lamb and tuna fish.

Trey: nah man, I'll just piss on my balls
by Dickeyboy394 September 30, 2022
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gold fish cuh

by z32Dark April 28, 2020
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Oxenden Fish Lips

Before a girl goes down on you, she blind fold you. When she has had enough, without telling you, she seamlessly switches her lips for the lips of a freshly caught lake trout and uses that to finish you off so that you ejaculate in the fish's mouth. Then she unties the blindfold to show you where the real pleasure came from.
The Oxenden fish lips isn't for everyone but my friend is a fisherman and he loved it.
by Dodgy J-Money 2 May 6, 2018
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2 + 2 = Fish

When you have the brain power of a stupid puppy, or are the biggest genius in a century and outplay Elon Musk's jokes
Elbert Ainstein: 2 + 2 = Fish
Elon Musk: I have been outplayed.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022
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