old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020

Old Skinner

Name of reverence given to a guy who gets a lot of women, seemingly with little or no effort.

"Old Skinner ain't no beginner, he had it in'er before dinner"

by Dfdubmountain June 16, 2020

Old Ripper

someone with a low moral constitution

JORDAN IS AN OLD RIPPER

by karlos65 October 28, 2020

ripe old age

Very old.
The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.

I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.

For example I heard Barack Obama saying---if I'm lucky enough to live a ripe old age...

by Mr.Popa'n'christep February 18, 2023

Old but young lady

People who’s names start with a d, go to bed really early, too young to drink, like country music, like old movies like the Titanic, and they bully people

this one weird person I know who’s name starts with a D is a old but young lady

by ushdhehshd May 22, 2022

old maude's revenge

when somebody takes it up the ass from certain sponsor for payment for travel and/or training services. The "maude" for general cases would be the one expecting payment for goods and/or services. the "revenge" would be the act done that would be equal to monetary payment.

danny and....sponsor use "old maude's revenge" to settle payment

"old maude's revenge" is used as payment
old maude's revenge

by chedder t January 12, 2009

Old brain

someone who only lives on past knowledge and doesn't understand the new things that have been made for this world and resides to the older version of things. Continuing to live by things in the past

Old brain, "You write with your right hand not with your left when writing." Based on how writing with your left hand in the past was seen as abnormal and creepy while writing with your right hand was seen as the norm

by Red.kin April 4, 2021