Jesused

To t-pose on a plus sign

Before Jesus died he Jesused

by Cum meister August 21, 2022

Jesus

God. Jesus is God , the most true, but controversial fact in Christianity.

Jesus is God. That's it, He is risen and He is God.

by MofotheeG May 15, 2025

Jesus time

The timer between A.D and B.C

It’s Jesus time.

by The garbage can 69 April 20, 2021

Jesus

A person that is extremely caring and will help you out whenever you need assistance, but if they get pissed of then its the end of the world.

"Yo you remember Carl from 7th grade?"
"Yeah, he was such a Jesus"

by beastmode8234 April 9, 2022

Jesus

An irl healer who did some stuff and walked on water

Jesus

by hellsoup November 25, 2021

Jesus H. Fuck

that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens

Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!

by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023

Jesus

Jesus is your creator and one of the greatest men who ever lived and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for you.

I feel sad

Jesus is there for you

by fun and game April 14, 2022