Seal Day

Seals are life. Seals are love.

24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.

We all have a seal inside of us. We are all seals. You, and you and YES you too. Don’t be ashamed of it. Be a seal. LET’S CELEBRATE SEAL DAY.

by julababulalolXD November 23, 2018

Turtle Day

n. - A day to yourself where you stay in your metaphorical "shell" and do only what you want to do.

Typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. Maybe under blankets (like the turtle's shell)

Today, I didn't want to go to class or work, so I took a Turtle Day as my roommate brought me food in bed and I doodled all day. It was well deserved and rephreshing

I heard you're stressed out, why not take a Turtle Day? It can help you wind out!

by Saile February 26, 2011

Dais-uls

swollen cheek muscles from excessive smiling, caused by an extremely smooth guy. Next level Blushing.

"Look at the Dais-uls on that girl, she must have an amazing guy in her life."

by Chaddy.Bear.22 July 6, 2012

pei dai

*chucks basketball and attempts to break backboard*
OH SHIT I MADE IT

I CARRIED THE TEAM BOW DOWN PEASANTS

Pei Dai chucked the basketball from half court and it was an airball

by big ol' sex slave June 3, 2019

flirty day

After a break up you want to have a day of flirting before you date again, This is where Flirty Day Comes from.

I just broke up with my girlfriend, and when i was talking to a new girl she was like lets date now, i said no i need a Flirty Day

by RtoJo November 26, 2016

ponytail day

When a man or woman can't be bothered or doesn't have the time to shower or do his or her hair that day.

I woke up late and decided that today was a ponytail day.

by bizarre1 October 13, 2017

darius day

darius day on feb 5th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

person: darius day bitches!!!!!!!

by reeseypoopie March 29, 2023