sturley bird

basically jones has toenail talons like an eagle. people only discuss sturley birds over dinner but by no means is this something you want to discuss while eating.

jonesy, i heard you have talons for feet--what a sturley bird!

by thesturleybirdh8tr May 08, 2011

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Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.

Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin

by Mluke November 24, 2021

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kenzie bird

A girl who is a bird usally related to a Zack Mike or Durham and is a goody 2 shoes

The Kenzie bird flew out the window to get away from the Spanish teacher

by Garrett123456789 December 14, 2017

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Bill Bird

The most glorious computer scientist to ever walk this earth. A staple of comedic genius and wit. Has a sandwich named after him, but sadly cannot consume it due to an allergy. He has become the focus of a cult, whereby people confess his love for him and his use of syntactic sugar and making toast on the stovetop.

I just got out of Bill Bird's lecture; he's was the reason why I'm still in school
Bill loves pineapples

by snickerpoodledoop October 20, 2021

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