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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary made by funny people

eg: Awooga

When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

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Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
by æææææææææ December 20, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

A website thay you are currently on right now probably because you have nothing better to do
JUST LIKE ME
"I would rather look up my name on the urban dictionary and see how sexy people think my name is"
"fuck you i'm going to the urban dictionary instead of Wikipedia
by The [weird] lady [online] July 28, 2019
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One solid ass motherfucking site that is lit af I swear I get turned on by looking at it damn
I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH THIS SITE URBAN DICTIONARY
by isadora malcom i'm 7yr old November 18, 2017
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Urban dictionary

Person 1:What does jk mean?
Person 2:idk search it on Urban Dictionary
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje September 3, 2021
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urban dictionary please accept my words seriously. i had 3 pages worth of words and they all got deleted and now you wont accept any of my words.
by Sinclair02 March 4, 2019
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A great way to define certain words and express your feelings but teachers(Demons in disguise) will not allow this
Urban Dictionary: (ur-ban-Dik-sho-ne-ri) an actual dictionary that everybody loves
by KingOfGopnik November 2, 2019
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Terrible fucking site. It gets shittier every single day.
The people who work for urban dictionary are wearing piss stained shirts.
by AwfulSiteTheAbsoluteWorst December 24, 2020
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