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meat loving vegan

Someone who wants to confuse the absolute bollox out of you when it comes to a dietary conversation.

Can't be clear on if they are a meat eater or they are a vegan.
Waiter "Do you have any dietary requirements?"
Person - "Oh, I'm a meat loving vegan".
Waiter - "So, that's a no then?
by Irechan April 25, 2017
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clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.
Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.
by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016
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Roast my meat

The act of slowly roasting one's meat to acquire a tender, soft, and moist substance.

Something your sugar daddy (especially a sexy one named Obehi) might do when they cook you the best 8 hour ribs this world has ever seen.
Brad: Yo chad can you roast my meat
Chad: Bro thats kinda gay (derogatory)
Brad: 😏
by leggomyfaggo December 24, 2021
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cornish meat shower

Having sexual inter course with a former tutor after they have been pushed off a cliff.
A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.
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Tiny meat gang

Tiny meat gang is one of the most elite group of people that can do anything from music to making a podcast so pretty much everything they are all funny and probably could get it
Person 1: “I was just watching Noel Miller and Cody Ko they are so funny”

Person 2: “ yeah tiny meat gang they could get it”
by Yaboyuhhhskinnypenis October 13, 2019
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glorified piece of meat

The expression is used to diminish the value of a person or part of a person.
1. He's just a glorified piece of meat.

2. The brain is nothing more than a glorified piece of meat.
by BillVo June 28, 2011
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Meat Slap 2019

Verb

The action of taking a slice of meat, preferably black forest ham, and slapping it across one’s face. Then preceding to yell, “Meat slap! 2019!”
Keaton: “I’m so excited I packed some ham for lunch!”
Bitches with big mouths: “You’re ham is gay.”
Keaton:..
BwBM:..
Keaton: “MEAT SLAP 2019”
by Doc McBitchin’ February 14, 2019
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