R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.

I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

by Louis Rossmann August 20, 2024

Da p man

a literal fuck boy who spends his type texting girls who are out of his league, trying to act hard.

yo my drilla did you see da p man?? he was chatting up bare girls styll

by child123 January 19, 2022

P⁷

PROPER PRIOR PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PREFORMANCE

Remember P⁷

by Navi LML August 01, 2020

p-mail

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.

What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.

by JPK11 January 25, 2009

Tania P.

One day she's gonna be really famous and she is great. She is a songwriter and an actress and she is very georgeous. You should fall in love with her because she is perfect

This girl is so great, she reminds me of Tania P.

by mynameisnottania April 16, 2021

=#2/1/-;p.0lo,9kim8jun7hyb6gtv5frc4dex3swz2aqz1

When youre so bored that you take a typewriter and punch in the keys according to mechanism order from right to left

=#2/1/-;p.0lo,9kim8jun7hyb6gtv5frc4dex3swz2aqz1 im bored

by Adolf in the bat November 14, 2023

e x p a n d

Did you get the joke? uhh... no? god damn it, WHY, WHY AM I SO UNFUNNY, FUCK THIS

Guy 1: *writes e x p a n d*
Guy 1: Get it?
Guy 2: Yes.......
Guy 1: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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