National Monday day

A good day to spend with friends

Holy crap it national Monday day

by Gavrow06 February 8, 2021

National cut a mans dick off

April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you

Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*

by kambadassihm March 21, 2021

national samson day

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!

“it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021

National Ooga Booga Rat Day

June 12th is National Ooga Booga Rat Day! Celebrate Rats all over the world by speaking in the ancient language of the ooga booga rat tribe. Honor the ancient Ooga Booga Rats by celebrating this day!

Today is National Ooga Booga Rat day, Im going to start chanting in the Ooga Booga rat language.

by WilbyWilbur March 22, 2021

National Stop Being Mean Day

Stop being a bully!

Start being kind!

Carter: You’re so ugly

Olivia: You can’t say that!

It’s National Stop Being Mean Day!

by Alyssa Vontage March 23, 2021

National top a top day

March 26th is national top a top day, you top a top, so for example you rail the one who would rail you

“Did you hear what day it is”
“What day?”
“It’s national top a top day, now bend over”

by KonoDeoDa March 26, 2021

NATIONAL TANNER APPRECIATION DAY

Give compliments to all the tanners you know

Guy : hey you're awesome

Tanner: thanks dude why
Guy: Because its national tanner appreciation day

by Jazzy._. April 2, 2021