thy mother (new)

The term "thy mother" is used to express jokes about your mom, in a Shakespearean way. It is generally used as a troll phrase.

Thangush engaged in suspicious activities with thy mother (new) last night

by iglooman69 June 30, 2022

New Jersian Bastard

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”

by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022

New Years Cookie

Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’

Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”

by drillerin’ed January 7, 2022

Going to New Mexico

Dying from suicide or overdose.

"Have I haven't seen John around recently, what happened to him?"
"I heard he was Going to New Mexico"

by Nero Mamjet May 15, 2022

Youtube News Of The Month

A series started on by King Boba Fett
This series has been teased to end sometime soon, and would probably be continued by fans

welcome back to Youtube News Of The Month where i tell you what happened on youtube, this month,

by BirbyJay March 12, 2022

Getting a New Roach

The recent development of Mob of Whack

He forgot to pay his debts, now Tony's Getting a New Roach.

by Muddafucker March 29, 2022

new man dump

A dump so large, or so necessary, and so relieving as to have you walk away from the can smiling and saying "OMG, what a great dump, I feel like a new man." Hence, a "new man dump."

After eating at Taco Joe's last night, then a few drinks at the bar afterwards, plus a midnight snack, I took a New Man Dump this morning. I felt so good I am still smiling.

by Sr Bolsa Buena September 13, 2021