Pee like sea biscuit

There was a famous race horse named sea biscuit.

Race horses are famous for peeing 6 gallons per second.

So peeing like sea biscuit basically means you’re peeing every second and peeing a ton every time.

Coffee makes me pee like sea biscuit.

by Lilacpetalsss March 29, 2018

Ridden like a Shetland Pony

When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...

"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"

"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."

by David J Hasslebonk October 9, 2008

Autistic Like Focus (ALF)

An ability, a keen to a superpower, to focus intensely on a sole task,puzzle, or hobby for extreme and copious amounts of time to reach a conclusion. Often seen in individuals with autism.

Though not autistic, Chuck showed extreme Autistic Like Focus (ALF) for 12 hours trying to solve the rubiks cube.

by SAsleep01 September 23, 2018

Do you like them?

A phrase/ question commonly used to ascertain whether another person finds your testes amicable

Alex: *sends grotesque teste picture* "Do you like them?"
Person 2: Fuck off old man, or ill wet ya

by realtackshooter August 3, 2023

Partying like Max Payne

When one goes out in public after ingesting a lot of hard liquor and pain killers.

I have nobody in my life and its a boring night. Fuck it, break out the Jack Daniels and Oxycontin there aint nothing better than Partying like Max Payne!

by unclepayne August 25, 2013

I like your boots

Gay code for "You're hot, are you gay too?".

The correct response to this, (if you are also gay) is "thanks, I stole them from a unicorn."

Comes from "I like your shoelaces"- how Tumblr users identify themselves to others.
Also comes from the hot new gay movie "Love, Simon"

gay person: I like your boots
fellow gay person: thanks, I stole them from a unicorn.
gay #1: do you wanna hang out sometime?

by meowsies123 May 14, 2018

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Rock band Nirvana's most popular song, it is also widely considered the song that killed their lead singer/guitarist Kurt Cobain as he felt that its popularity turned him into a sellout.

Dude 1: Play some Nirvana, dude.
Dude 2: How bout Smells Like Teen Spirit
Dude 1: Fuck that it killed Kurt, play Lithium or Sliver

by Jesus Tap-dancing Christ January 11, 2009