Jack Russelling

The act of sex where the speed and sexual position imitate that of Jack Russell humping a teddy bear, football or leg!

He was "Jack Russelling" her last night

or

I going to be "Jacking Russelling" that later

by Bananabridge December 10, 2009

jack squat

a polite way to say 'jack shit' meaning
nothing of value or worth

Front You some weed?
Dude, You ain't got jack squat to pay me with. Ya moochie assed cunt.

by Mr.Skullhead September 20, 2003

Jack Shack

When your wife/girlfriend is menstruating (i.e. on the rag) and the only sexual release available to you is masturbation.

(This is a tribute to the late comedian Robert Schimmel, who coined this phrase before his death in a song of the same name.)

John: "Hey. You alright, man? you look tense."

Ray: "Yeah. The wife is on the rag, man.. Gonna be a long week in the Jack Shack."

John: "Ah. Gotcha."

by Averant September 19, 2010

jack balling

bullshitting or trippin

ay folk your ass need to stop jack balling

by lakieta April 11, 2008

Jack of Blades

final boss on the game known as Fable

Holy crap! Maze is harder than Jack of Blades.

by Jack of Blades June 6, 2005

jack mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormon), but doesn't follow their religion. They might get drunk and participate in pre-marital sex. This phrase traces its origins to high schools in Las Vegas. Antonym: molly mormon

1: Taylor got wasted at Steve's party last weekend.
2: I thought she was Mormon!
1: She's a jack mormon.

by JFLV November 16, 2004

jack monkey

someone with no patience who laughs at things that really aren't funny at all. they are also beautiful and adorable.

yea shes a total jack monkey. she hung up on me after 3 seconds of me being away from the phone. shes real cute though.

by dabl February 25, 2008