December 1

Torture your shortest friend
December 1 is the day where we torture short people for being so underdeveloped.
by hugejass December 01, 2023
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This is national kissing day. Where you have to kiss someone
X: You have to kiss me!!
Y: why?
X: its december 1st
by poosyeater83829 December 01, 2022
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if your born december 1 u a real one no cap chicken no nugget husband with out a wife berries and cream cream and berries daughter without a father. why am i talking about cancer's???????
December 1?
im for real talking about cancer's ong im whites and hispanic gurrrrlllllllllllllll and im 12 my name ericka and my mom is in gerogia and i have kids in my basement😎👍🤺👩 🦯
by Twilightxsparkelz September 28, 2021
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December 1

Day of the nasty bitches. Nasty bitches from north, south, east and west will unite on this day to be the nasty bitches they are.
“Hey Emma, meet us at the bike shed”
“Why”
“Because It’s December 19th and we are having a meeting for day of the nasty bitches”
by Monkeylemonade2736 November 03, 2020
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On December 1st if u see a zokk u scream zokkk every time u see him no matter where u are
*december 1st*
Seana: omg a zoo in the wild?!?!
J_She: ZOKKKK
Kylie: ZOKKKKKKKKKKKK
by yogirlsha November 18, 2021
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oh no, its time, shes defrosted on december 1

i- dont want a lot for christmas
by tempestas.co November 30, 2021
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National Slap Ass Day

No matter if your a boy or girl, single or taken, gay or straight
Spread the word
by -Ronnie December 01, 2021
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