A superior way to express that you're dying of laughter, or you're faking it because the thing you saw didn't make you laugh at all so you're being ironic by saying this phrase.
Alex: Lmao, look at this meme.
Jacob: Lmfao i'm dead 💀
Ashley: Why did the golfer bring to pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Jacon: *fake* Lmfao i'm dead 💀
Jacob: Lmfao i'm dead 💀
Ashley: Why did the golfer bring to pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Jacon: *fake* Lmfao i'm dead 💀
by yourlocalgoat234567890 January 22, 2023
A niglish saying used by arrogant, blacks who are uneducated by choice that essentially means they are disrespecting another dumb black who is dead
Yeahyeah nigga dats da wrd nigga we be smokin deads nigga we smokin on dat foo we shot in da popeyes parking lot nigga that's da wrd mane
by j098 December 18, 2023
by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 19, 2019
another word for suicide, but censored, or with a built in trigger warning. mainly used on tiktok when talking about depression because you have to censor yourself.
today i thought about doing the big dead, but i talked to a friend and they reminded me how much i matter to them.
by ahegaocherry June 07, 2020
When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
by Hahaha bad July 14, 2023
1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future.
2) To be doomed to misery in the near future
3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
2) To be doomed to misery in the near future
3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
1) "Dude, you know how you need that kidney? Well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover."
2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."
2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."
by R Vollen February 21, 2008
gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?
mason: smh 🤦 ♂️
mason: smh 🤦 ♂️
by himynameismason January 31, 2021