Florida Man Colonsseum

Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.

Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.

It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.

Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum

by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023

Northern Minnesota Cologne

Just basic bug dope

Her: Honey, the bugs are nasty down here
Him: I'll just wear some Northern Minnesota cologne

by Joshcopeland04 June 5, 2023

loves the color green

When he loves the color green it means he the biggest hoe in Houston Texas drop him girl <3.

Malik loves the color green because he’s a hoe.

by mm.Nycole July 24, 2023

Forest Green Color

Someone who reminds you of forest green is a person who you were close with but felt yourself fade away from. You loved them so much, and you wanted time and effort and money on them but it felt like they never even tried, even if they said they did.

“He’s my forest green color..”

by Fern The Zest Fest August 7, 2023

Jakey Boobcocks Cologne Heist

The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.

Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist

by The fat nutter August 29, 2024

Call of the colonel

When you’re driving around the suburbs during the mid afternoon and the elegant aroma of Kentucky Fried Chicken wafts through the window. You start to salivate, your eyes bulge, you must have that greasy chicken. You gun it to the nearest drive through, fulfil the transaction with the pizza face teenager.

Mmm… life doesn’t get much better.

“I was driving around last night when I got the Call of the colonel, fuck it was good.”

by Captain Greaseball September 15, 2023

Nazi of Color

Person believing that their minority status grants them the right to be racist towards everyone else. They would typically justify it by citing offenses committed by people long dead, or by blowing existing inequalities out of proportion. They often try to make it look like every single member of majority is a privileged oppressor, even though most people are working-class and don't benefit from the system.

Nazis of Color inhabit social network sites like Twitter/X and often attack people for things like "cultural appropriation". Most of their targets are innocent and well-meaning people some of which become bitter and xenophobic as a result. Which means NoC's actions are destructive, preventing racial groups from reconciling.

Derived from Nazi + People of Color.

Person A: White people haven't invented anything! All they've been doing is stealing from others!

Person B: Stop acting like a Nazi of Color. People like you make us look bad!

by Siberian Lynx September 22, 2023