guy-in-a-checked-shirt

Possibly the best Tumblr user.... ever.

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by a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt November 10, 2013

pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.

My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.

by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014

in the cheeks

Having sex; refers to the male role.

Man 1: Hey man, sorry I couldn't make it to your party. I was in the cheeks.
Man 2: Bro, high five!

by jalalagood March 18, 2014

sneak-a-cheeks

Shorts that allow the bottom portion of the butt to be exposed. Sometimes ill-fitting, but can be intentional and really quite lovely for the observer.

Do these sneak-a-cheeks look good on me? My boyfriend said he loves how they look, but I think he's really just looking at my drop bottom.

by horn-dog May 24, 2015

Filet them cheeks

The act of taking a female's booty as your own as a girlfriend or side chick.

Yea man you already know, once I seen dat ass I just had to filet them cheeks.

by DatniggabigK October 1, 2016

Serve ball check

When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.

- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked

by fikconker October 22, 2016

to crush cheeks

to fuck a girl in the ass

damn girl i want to crush cheeks

by tnarggggggg November 25, 2016