Brown turtle

A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.

Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"

Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"

Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"

Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"

by Tolman December 18, 2017

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Brown belt

Fucking an East Indian chick

I got my brown belt

by Buttninja6969 May 1, 2019

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Chris Browned

To inflict major bruises and/or cuts.

He/She got on my nerves, so i had to chris browned him/her back.

by xplosivo March 11, 2009

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Willmot browns

Multiple delinquent partials of turd which grasp anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers/panties.

I didn't wipe my ass properly all day and I now have willmots/willmot browns lingering in my underwear.

by warren cronin March 3, 2008

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Brown unicorn

When a male does anal and there’s a slight trace of fecal matter on the penis. Then the female blows the male before the fecal matter is washed off

Hey I got a brown unicorn by Alex

by Berry Licker 69 April 16, 2018

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Antonio Browning

The act of 'fucking up' your way to the top of an organization.

Despite sexually harassing Becky in accounting and messing up the last two major projects he was on (costing the company millions), Jack somehow still got a major promotion. Jack is Antonio Browning his way through life.

by RegD432 October 25, 2020

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