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Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.
Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.
by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011
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crack fuzz

The fuzz left on a toilet seat from someone's nasty ass crack.
Clean up your nasty crack fuzz!
by nick_in_STL January 31, 2018
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Cracked

My dog Floyd.

He’s eaten rat poison, chocolate and shapes and still been fine.

I would put a photo but it won’t let me.
Floyd is cracked
by LynObie March 9, 2023
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Louisiana crack pipe

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.
by mr chichi May 5, 2010
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Crack Whore

Kylie Minogue, OBE (born 28 May 1968), often known simply as Kylie, is an Australian singer, songwriter, and actress.
'OMG - She's such a Kylie Crack Whore!' or 'Bing-Kylie-Tan'
by Blue Billy June 29, 2015
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Crack Baby

Savannah.

Savannah is a crack baby I guess.....
Thats what she told me.
Trant: Hey Savannah!
Savannah: I'm a Crack Baby!
by ambitious_creepygirl November 18, 2021
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Crack

Trump and Vance are gonna crack
by mskingbean89 November 7, 2025
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