crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008

Bum crack

bummy poo-poo crack shitty bum 1, 2, 3!

oi bum crack Die

by MrinkerKrit January 10, 2024

crack

what that really creepy 5th grade gym teacher does in the bathroom each morning

ME: hey i think that gym teacher is on crack

my friend: yeas definitely he is tweaking all the time

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmg December 21, 2021

cracked

When your absolutely good in a game in less than a day

dude Nitin is so cracked at this game

by killerswitch12101 October 18, 2020

crack

Something between 2 cheeks on a lower end or drug that I do

I smoke crack

by banjokazooie01 March 4, 2015

get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

Crack Swag

Crack swag is the attitude one possesses when hustling drugs, or for drug money. Can also use crack swag to earn a living, such as manipulating those, or pan handeling using what you have learned being a drug addict.

"He used his crack swag to make a few bucks on the block."

by a-dub infamous April 29, 2016