Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

Piss Chug

A “Piss Chug” occurs while one is out drinking and has to urinate, the drinker must go to the bathroom with said drink and as they start to urinate, they simultaneously start chugging their drink, this continues until the person finishes peeing, or finishes their drink

Royce was dared to do a piss chug at the bar last night and puked

by Buttholeanalfart December 19, 2023

the piss

The piss, brittish slang /swearword.
It's important to sak THE piss and not A piss

Did you just eat that?! Are you taking The piss

by Dank memes melts steelbeams November 14, 2017

Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

Piss

The thing Sniper from TF2 throws at people.

"Jarate!"
"What the fuck?! You just got piss all over me!"

by Itznoone May 25, 2023

piss poo

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by but sack October 18, 2022

Piss on the Floor

Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”

Jackie: “Did you see the school play?”
Wilson: “Yeah! It was such a piss on the floor this year”

by Robby_ April 11, 2024