turdle kisses

Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.

a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.

Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012

Kiss a Kaiden day

this the day you kiss a kaiden and he has to kiss you back for a recored 10-15 seconds no excuses from or her FEBUARY 28!!!!

kiss a kaiden day

by crackynahnah November 7, 2019

lethal kiss

When a man injects poison into his penis before a female gives him a blow job resulting in her being poisoned when he ejaculates

I caught her cheating man I don't know what I'm going to do

Could always give her a lethal kiss,and get one last BJ

by Sunny Anders March 26, 2024

Simp kiss

Simp kiss means a kiss from a person that clearly likes you

R/N:*gives a simp kiss*
R/N:that was definitely a simp kiss

by PrinceGandPrincessG April 1, 2021

Kisses

This is basically a term used to refer to someone whom is or does the act of being a $lut. They get around, usually sneaky and suspicious.

Dillon is a kisses, he’s going to Miami this fall

by Lilythelobster July 24, 2024

Poligrip kiss

When someone gets intoxicated. Decides to make out with the semi attractive senior citizen in the bar. Then the kiss taste like denture glue and your life is ruined.

My friend was drinking and decided to kiss the woman from across the bar. When she put her tounge in her mouth she realized it tasted like beer and super polygrip. She realized it was a poligrip kiss . My friend was never the same.

by Glenn Roberts May 24, 2023

utah kiss

Kisses that are just everywhere from the shoulder up

She really wanted Utah kisses but her girlfriend wasn't at her house.

by JaxxaBugg December 30, 2016