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cunt rod

1. simple, easy: a penis (cock, dick, man tool, schlong, vagina tickler, etc.)
2. an insult, similar in severity and level of kick-ass to "twat"
1. dude i stuck that bitch with my cunt rod
2. that girl over there? shes a total cunt rod
by cconant13 August 6, 2006
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Floppy Cunt

A cunt that is ecspecially floppy, ususally due to being overly pounded or giving birth multiple times.
Oh my god! That girl is such a Floppy Cunt!
by Eanestrom October 28, 2008
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Fucking cunt

A fucking cunt is a kid by the name of Ashton Everetts who thinks he's something but he's not. Burn in hell kid.
by ooyfum April 15, 2019
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Annoying Cunt

An annoying Cunt is someone who disregards the "Inside Jokes" or "Naming" rules of UrbanDictionary, and spam the fucking system. Therefore, most of the people on UrbanDictionary are Annoying Cunts.
Voter: Let's see here... Jerkmobile, huh? Nice. David? Fuck David and everyone who looks like David! Annoying Cunt!
by norTnoJ January 24, 2017
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Sassy cunt

by Laiis June 17, 2018
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Cunt Olympics

1.) A large bitch-fest of Olympic proportions. When multiple women get together and bitch about the things that piss them off. Namely, men and all of the things that revolve around relations with them.

2.) When women in a specific place compete to see who can be the biggest bitch often ending up with cat-fights to the death
1.) It was a real Cunt Olympics over at Jen's last night

2.) Guy 1: Man that girl was a total bitch
Guy 2: Yeah, she must have missed her tryout for the Cunt Olympics
by Investigina April 7, 2010
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blue cunt

When a women becomes incredibly turned on and is about to have sex with a guy, but the guy decides not to have sex with her or it just doesn't happen due to unforeseen circumstances.

AKA The female version of blue balls.
Girl 1: "He was so hot and right before we fuck he passes out, giving me a particularly severe case of blue cunt."
Girl 2: "That sucks."

Guy 1: "Did you fuck that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude I realized I had to go somewhere important and left her house early, she must of had some bad blue cunt."
by Long Island1 December 17, 2008
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