cool beans

something hereward would say

"your dog died"

hereward - cool beans

by not hereward March 27, 2023

bean

chubby, short, and compact

Papyrus looked over, taking in sans before shaking his head, "YOU ARE SO SHORT YOU ARE A FUCKING BEAN, BROTHER!!!". Sans dead panned.

by reggneggegg November 5, 2020

baked bean asserole

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!

Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole

by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023

bean and peen

When Xanax leads sexual intercourse.

"Oh man, some girls came over the other night with some bars. It was a total bean and peen bro"

by atlan200 September 13, 2020

Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3

JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@

by amburned January 9, 2019

smol bean

Louis Tomlinson

Fan: "Oh my gosh you're such a smol bean!"
Louis: "Oh give me a break, I'm big!"

by LouAndI November 24, 2020

Jell Jell Bean

My buddy Eric’s dog

My buddy Eric did this at his party in honor of his dog Jell Jell Bean

(in reference to anything that happened at my buddy Eric’s party)

by anonymous October 27, 2022