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Ted’s Law

The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”

First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.
Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.

Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

John:
They're not that bad.

Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.

Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!
by me.....really May 7, 2021
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stunaggin's law

stunaggin is the name of a generic scientist you use when you forget the name of some scientific theorem
"what was the concept we learned in chem last class?"
"idk, I think it was called stunaggin's law or something."
by Chungus 101 May 9, 2021
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pulling a laws

Just about to collect something worth having and someone swoops and steals it from you.
You stole my self revive!!” He’s “pulling a laws”
by anonymous May 10, 2021
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Tuffoons law

All internet discussions about healthcare systems eventually lead to someone mentioning the US healthcare system.
But if we don’t have the NHS, the only alternative is the US healthcare system...

Tuffoons law has been evoked.
by Nhsisnumberone June 5, 2021
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Donnelly's Law

Through self-selection critics of Bitcoin become dumber and less numerous the higher that the USD:BTC price goes. As the last remaining no-coiners, they clutch onto prior beliefs to rationalise away the new economic reality that they cannot comprehend and espouse it loudly to either prevent the inevitable, find company or appease prior fiat-Keynes overlords. Price and stupidity of this group appear to be correlated, while their population number is inversely correlated.
"What they really should do is back Bitcoin with USD!" Slow down egg head, you appear to be demonstrating Donnelly's Law.
by Igdrasa June 9, 2021
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Law BROKER

A MACLONNBEVELI RAP GROUP SAME THING AS LONNIE JUNIOR MOBFIA AND BJ2K. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. Homies that break the law fight and sell weed and club party.
I invented and made and created the law brokers. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙 ✨.
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Jaylen law

A term used to describe a member of the LGBTQA community. A person of color in the rainbow of gender.
“It’s ok to be a Jaylen law, it’s pride month so let your colors show”
by The simp king June 14, 2021
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