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Bum

Someone who wastes your time money and effort while they don’t do shit
Half of you niggas are BUMS
by Cumbaby November 23, 2021
mugGet the Bummug.

Bum hole

anais eats pea crisps and Kian is the best at wheelies and Sophia is the best ._.
by Kisoan October 3, 2019
mugGet the Bum holemug.

North Korean Bum Disease

This is when your bum swells up really badly and can cause huge pain. Its caught from smelling the farts of someone who already has North Korean Bum Disease. Can be treated with around 2 years of bum supplements.
Went to North Korea for a quick fuck, hope I don't catch North Korean Bum Disease.
by BumDisease101 May 22, 2018
mugGet the North Korean Bum Diseasemug.

Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.
I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
mugGet the Bum the hamstermug.

Trailer trash bum

Man he’s been such a Robert O’Dell! What trailer a trailer trash bum!
by Reg meat September 27, 2022
mugGet the Trailer trash bummug.

Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly
My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly
by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017
mugGet the Bum Crumpetsmug.

bums

A slander for being a homeless person/bum in danish
Hey do you remember that guy who begged us for money the other day?
Yeah he was a real bums.
by BumsMan74 July 11, 2022
mugGet the bumsmug.

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