scruffy taco

A drive thru order straight from taco bell containing hairy vagina lips

I couldnt get enough of that scruffy taco, so I ordered a dozen.

by smegmasam May 7, 2016

greasy taco stamp

When a female places her wet vagina in someone's face leaving her lip prints.

Matt: Bro, what is on your face

Sammy: idk
Matt: looks like you got a greasy taco stamp from that girl.

by Diablo8195 June 11, 2017

Taco Bell Flintlock

It's where you pinch your sex partner's nipples. Then you crouch over her mouth and twist her nipples. As you twist them you release your previous night's Taco Bell directly into her mouth.

Stephen crouched over the lady he hired that night and gave her a good ol' fashioned Taco Bell Flintlock.

by DocNova August 17, 2024

Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

fish taco

When the pussy smell rank but you eat it anyway.

daaaaam girl, you gotta fish taco!

by whaaaaaaaaaa? March 3, 2017

deggenarro fish taco

The pussy of a smelly obese girl from upstate new york

Yo brotha man you may want to stay away from that deggenarro fish taco

by Wabbeis October 6, 2016

Taco Hands

The faint, pleasant scent of lime, cilantro, and fresh onion that stays on your hands, even after washing, after you eat delicious tacos. AKA "Taco Fingers"

Let's go get tacos for lunch, so we can have taco hands for the rest of the afternoon.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt February 9, 2023