top

you
you are a top.

charlotte? oh yeah, she’s definitely a top

by wetcoochdrip January 10, 2021

Muffin topping

When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.

Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.

by Top muffin topper December 3, 2019

top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.

Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

by ellemnopee May 16, 2014

Lil tank top

A person who wears tank tops to small for them.

I nicknamed Shaun lil tank top since his tank tops are fit for a baby!

by Smi1eyface January 27, 2016

Top Mostest

To love something more than anything else ever, used as a response to "mostest". Cannot be topped by any word or phase.

Person 1- "I Love you mostest"
Person 2- "I love you top mostest" (unbeatable)

by mrer October 27, 2020

Top Shelf

Slang reference to anal sex

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf

by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018

Top yourself

To commit suicide/ kill yourself

Mark Renton : And once the pain goes away, that's when the real battle starts. Depression, boredom... You feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself.

by Klepes June 12, 2023