welcome to new york

When your new neighbors help you move in only to case your possessions and rob you later.

I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...

by Ivory Ocean March 20, 2023

New Old Mullet

A hairstyle in which the hair is buzzed down to 1/8th of an inch, also called "The Obadiah".

"Woah bro, I see you just got the new old mullet I'm impressed, looks good. You probably get all the women now"

by ThymeKeeper March 22, 2023

New Orleans Pothole

When you're giving a rim job and sneeze into her butt and then she farts the sneeze back into your face.

"Damn, I caught pink eye from that New Orleans Pothole last night" - Geoff

by Dusty Buns February 16, 2023

No Nut New Years

This man is no longer human or god. He is god of all gods. He knows the last name of Obama. He is the chosen one

A God that doesnt nut from Nov. 1 to Jan. 1, No Nut New Years.

by AGod0607 November 1, 2019

new man dump

A dump so large, or so necessary, and so relieving as to have you walk away from the can smiling and saying "OMG, what a great dump, I feel like a new man." Hence, a "new man dump."

After eating at Taco Joe's last night, then a few drinks at the bar afterwards, plus a midnight snack, I took a New Man Dump this morning. I felt so good I am still smiling.

by Sr Bolsa Buena September 13, 2021

brookfield new york

Brookfield New York is a small hick town located in the southern eastern of madison county. It is basically populated by one family, since everyone falls in love with their brother or sister. The only thing they are famous for is their small agricultural fair, that started out as their family reunion.

“Is that guy dating his sister?”

“Yeah, they are from Brookfield New York.”

by AnonymousPinkSock September 23, 2021

Mr. New Vegas

A soothing voice in the Mojave desert. A man that plays great music that fits with the wasteland of Fallout: New Vegas. When you tune in to his station you are sure for a good time featuring classics like Big iron, Johnny guitar, ain't that a kick in the head? and many more. when you listen to his lines you will feel happy while running from a bunch of power gangers

Welcome back to the Mr. New Vegas Show, the show with, in my opinion - which I respect - the best-looking audience around. Somebody prove me wrong

by The flying texan August 16, 2021