Stephenson's Law

The tendency of a party to copy-and-paste a set of rules relating to an area of knowledge one has a limited understanding of into an agreement, especially when this action is done after a particularly brief google search of the knowledge area.

The term is may have originated among neck-bearded keyboard-commando's, but its precise history is unclear.

"Why do you think they put those terms into the contract?"

"Oh, I dunno. Stephenson's Law I guess."

by chubb-c December 2, 2021

Wasabi's Law

If it burns going in it will burn coming out.

Geees, that sushi was hot when I ate it and hot when it came out.

Bruh, that's wasabi's law.

by Ohhey83 February 24, 2021

half-nibling-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The child of one's spouse's half-sibling.

My half-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

First Law of reddit

reddit>sleep.

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?

by AnonIthink September 7, 2013

Bandmate In-Law

Bandmate to the In-laws.

My father-in-laws bandmate is my bandmate in-law.

by Courtz Crystal November 9, 2019

Franklin's Law

The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.

Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!

by Smith Miller January 15, 2025