god fucking christ

An exclamation to use when extremely frustrated.

Matt was looking forward to his steak he had on the grill. He burned the steak by accident. "God fucking Christ" yelled Matt.

by Chuck1969 April 12, 2022

What in god's name!?

Used when you're in a situation that would generally not be considered common, requiring the reason/s behind its existence. By referring the name of god means that this situation is unholy and you're asking god why has he allowed this to happen. Normally it is combined with the world "fucking" resulting in the phrase "What in god's fucking name!?" though this phrase is used by believers of god, people who are generally christian or people who are just too innocent to use swear words.

You: *Is casually walking down the hall*
Your roommate: Ugh! YEAH!
You: *Sees your roommate humping a pillow* What in god's name!?

by A nerd stick October 28, 2021

God Bless America

Something Canadians say before or after they or someone else do something that is dangerous, shameful, or unhealthy. By pretending to be American while doing something stupid, you are implying that that is quite normal for Americans to do (which it usually is).

Gord: Are you seriously eating that donut, broski?

Todd: Don't judge me. It's a treat.

Gord(American Accent): God Bless America.

by trueparf July 30, 2021

God David dazzle

David is a god. Everyone worships David because he is David. There is a David religion called Davidism, everyone has a roll in Davidism. There is a David currency, David blesses those with this special currency if they are loyal. All must worship David and God Eve, God eve is a whole other subject.

All worship God David Dazzle

by Truthsayerofdavidism November 26, 2021

God's Ice Cream

The white vaginal mucus that is present while a girl is ovulating.

Nathalie: Holy shit! Did you just come inside me?
Brian: No bitch, thats just God's ice cream.

by chain grater November 10, 2009

Prayer to the Rave Gods

A blasphemous prayer said by Raver/Club/Kandi Kids as part of a serotonin shot. It is as follows:

I want you to pray;
pray to the Roll Gods!
I want you to pray to James St. James,
I want you to pray to Tiesto,
And I want you to pray to Micheal Alig,
Are you ready?
- - -
You're Free...

Club Kid: Did you enjoy that serotonin shot?

GoGo Dancer: Yeah, especially the Prayer to the Rave Gods!

by Đ☮PΞ ☆ November 20, 2009

Lohl my god

Something that is shocking but funny. When someone makes a fool of themselves, and whilst it is embarrassing for themselves, it is amusing to others when they hear the story.

Dave: 'John was so drunk he passed out and crapped his pants.

Peter: '(Lohl my god) really? How embarrassing.'

by Geezerbandit December 31, 2011