When your parter is under 5'2 and spins on your dick acting like they have swords with their longest pubic hair
by TheQueen5766 August 01, 2021
This is when you have a bald man, and his lady/ male companion which ever is perferable takes a shit on the top of the bald mans head to make a "Toupe".
by Bob sacamano May 22, 2004
When one decides to take his two longest fingers and swipe the region that connects from the bottom of the ass crack to the tip off the penis balls and sticking the two fingers up the nostrils while inhaling. For greater results conduct this process on a hot, humid, summer day.
by The Digster October 15, 2009
The act of pleasuring yourself using a Count doll from Sesame Street and wiping the residue off on the cape
by DNW January 16, 2007
A dirty Maddison is a girl who is freaky and can choke on a big dick, she also has a thick body. She is always horny and can get the boy's
by Horny balls April 25, 2020
A super sexy female named Roxanne that is a total kinkstar. She'll do anything and everything sexual to please her partner.
I met the best Dirty Roxanne anyone could ask for. She was a total kinkstar and fullfilled all of my sexual desires. You need to find you a Dirty Roxanne!
by Xanagage8 October 07, 2019
When you take a drunk girl to a place near the water in order to make out with her, u vomit without tellin’ her, u make out and in the end your ass Is freezin’ outside next to a drunk girl sleepin’ on The ground
by Vertixxx April 16, 2020