cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 9, 2014

Cracked

Just killed a henchmen standing still.

Just killed a henchmen standing still, definition of cracked.

by dan.rafter May 13, 2020

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Crack crank

Shoving crack down nicenuts throat

me crack crank nice nuts throat

by Not Ben Shapiro April 8, 2020

Crack patch

Somewhere a supplier/dealer has their customers work when they can't afford a hit but desperately fiend for.

She's got her crack patch kids working hard today , feeding her piggies and shoveling shit... For their shit lol

by Bubbles81 December 15, 2024

crack

4 grams of cash. such as $1,816.

hell ya playar, i gots that crack at tha pad.money

by 8legspyder December 24, 2009

crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.

As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.

by themetalmystic March 12, 2017