boner

when all they guys get hard for that one hoe

"BROO HAVE U SEEN HER ASS"

"it's juicy"
"it's thick as hell"
"bro my dick just got real hard"
"U GOT A BONER!!"

by dilfffloverrr69 December 26, 2021

Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it

by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

Boner

A boner is expression of a male penis being erect. Also known as blood rushing to the penis

Old mate has the biggest boner

by anonymous April 21, 2022

boner blazing

in a sexually aggravated state, horny, having an erection

I busted into the room with her, kissing her, groping her, boner blazing

by blaisereg July 20, 2019

Boner Fuel

1. When a person boasts about another person's greatness or ability.

2. When a person makes another person look or seem better then the rest.

Wow, Ed's friends are like pawns, they boner fuel him then wonder why he gets all the ass.

Boner fueling other guys is a great way to get them laid and for you to be empty-handed.

by Truth55 February 4, 2009

liminal boner

Images or spaces provoking such a strong liminal feeling it arouses the viewer.

Oh man, this hallway is giving me a massive liminal boner.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 1, 2022

Urban boner

Chris's chub that he gets when he doesn't understand a word and looks it up in urban dictionary

Chris had an urban boner for that word

by Joshthistle15 March 23, 2017