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Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 6, 2022
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Wet Lettuce

A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).
by Jeff Malone March 24, 2020
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Wet A V In The Sea

A threesome conducted in or underwater. Preferably 2 Guys and 1 Girl.
"Yeah man im telling you, im going to go Wet a V in The Sea with my girl and a freind."
by ImSoFuckingTired March 25, 2017
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rainbow wet

A pussy picture sent to a man from a lesbian for her/their own personal benefit.
Person 1:"He's going around bragging about sexting with that girl"
Person 2: "Idk why. She only gets rainbow wet"
by Spicy Icy December 4, 2022
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Wet Raccoon Banana Split

When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock
by Erica Cartman6969 December 19, 2022
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Wet eye

To be used when someone is crying/ is being hearty.
Kieran it was only a joke, why have you got wet eye?’
by wham baby May 27, 2018
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Buena Park Wet Sponge

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement
Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch
by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022
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