by isa6elita August 25, 2022
Get the Eatsmug. There's a family feast happening and the tallest biggest man comes in let's everybody know that the Big Dogs Gotta Eat To.. 🙂
by Grim6891 May 12, 2023
Get the Big Dogs Gotta Eat Tomug. by imeatingpeaches January 28, 2019
Get the eating peachesmug. I don't but that's not the point...
Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!
Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!
You did that! You subjected more sentient (not in comparison to me but you know what I mean) life to the creature and now you're trying to sneak yourself some unearned extra-judicial authority. And the drivers response was 'I'm not going to let you infringe upon my 1st amendment rights' (Which is the correct response). Seriously. This faggot cop fucking a baby into his slut wife now REQUIRES everyone else to live in accordance with his delicate sensibilities! Regardless of the rights the driver is supposed to have. Doesn't he know? The parents are the MORE EQUAL ones in the communist dictatorship we inhabit! They are going to continue to use their kids as a cudgel to compel behavioral compliance. 'BuT mY kIdS mIgHt sEe YoU eXiStInG WrOnG aNd ThEy MiGhT sTaRt ExIsTiNg WrOnG! I mIgHt HaVe To ExPlAiN tHe MaDnEsS i'Ve SuBjEcTeD tHeM tO!' Get the fuck out of here!" 'I eat ass'
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
Get the I eat assmug. by katduh March 9, 2024
Get the eat pussymug. by A fucking loli October 10, 2021
Get the Eating the micmug. A gay slang for "I love big juicy cocks in my mouth." It also has a shirt variant that makes other people know you love cock. I don't recommend you say this or wear the shirt version of this.
THE SHIRT VERSION IS ON ROBLOX, PLEASE DON'T FIND AND WEAR A REAL LIFE VERSION OF IT
THE SHIRT VERSION IS ON ROBLOX, PLEASE DON'T FIND AND WEAR A REAL LIFE VERSION OF IT
"Yo Jimmy, I got a new shirt! It says eat "eat sleep yba repeat," isn't it cool?"
Jimmy: "You know that means you like cock right?"
Jimmy: "You know that means you like cock right?"
by BombuClauduo April 7, 2023
Get the eat sleep yba repeatmug.