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Mexican meat shank

A Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.
I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.
by geusbshsown January 18, 2023
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Raw meat Gouche

The feeling you get after a long day of walking when your gouche becomes enflamed and red.
Jesus! I have the worst case of raw meat Gouche after walking around Epcot for 12 hours.
by Red Gouche March 8, 2011
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Mongolian Meat Locker

When you leave your dick inserted inside a woman's pussy after initial ejaculation and keep cumming all night long. Guaranteed to deliver results nine months later.
I gave this one girl a Mongolian meat locker. Now our baby is trying to kick my ass. :(
by BeerChuggin'German April 23, 2020
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Holy Meat Clench

An Holy Meat Clench is the act of using holy water to masturbating vigorously.
Did you hear, Bobby did a Holy Meat Clench right in the middle of mass!
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Spicy Meat Pipe

The act of smothering your dick with sriracha sauce and getting it sucked.
My girlfriend gave me a spicy meat pipe last night and it felt wonderful.
by Boner Farts December 8, 2014
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Gaping Meat Dragon

The act of facing down, gripping your asshole open while a minimum of 3 men compete to masturbate and fire their load into your gaping hole. The one who wins is the Gaping Meat Dragon.
"Yo, how did the orgy go?"

"Pretty good. I got to be the Gaping Meat Dragon."

"Bro, nice!"
by Stognathebalogna April 13, 2021
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Aggressive meat sack

When you jack off too hard that your testicles fly out
Timmy had to go to the hospital because he got an aggressive meat sack
by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017
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