When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.
“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”
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by J○LT March 20, 2018
Get the practice makes perfect mug.We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 11, 2018
Get the The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect mug.The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends hes an abberisment to everyone and will never have his own family or house and hardly even a high school education
The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends
"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"
"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"
"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"
"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"
"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"
"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole
He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"
"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"
"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"
"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"
"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"
"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"
"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole
He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"
by brawadis December 8, 2019
Get the Opposite of perfect mug.She’s the type of person you’ll never want to let go. She’s the perfect woman. She is always caring no matter what and can make you happy in an instant. She loves anyone and everyone. She has an amazing sense of humor and can always make you laugh no matter the situation. If you ever disagree with her you’ll suffer the wrath of her sandal. If you ever get someone like her never let go, she’s the one to never let go.
by Theboomer November 9, 2019
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