Michael

Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.

Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022

Michael

A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out

Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022

Michael

The GOAT. Best guy you ever know. And can be Very stupid some times. Professional basketball player. Tall. Nothing more to say mic drop

Michael is a cool dude

by dude of coolness 69 March 19, 2022

michaelphobic

phobia of the word michael

omfg im michaelphobic is that emo called michael

by kitsune<£ March 19, 2022

michaelaphobic

michaelaphobic is when you bullyism someone names michaela

if your michaelaphobic die

by mississippihatepage March 21, 2022

Michaeling

When someone holds a smoking device for an extended period of time.

Yo, stop michaeling the disposable vape!!

by SunriseValley696 March 23, 2022

Michael

The nigga

Michael is a nigga

by Daddy19534 March 24, 2022